Paddy Five Bellies Home on the Web

Greetings Visitors! I am Paddy Five Bellies, and this is my humble web abode. Although it doesn't look it, I've wracked my brain over just exactly what all I should put here. The only thing that I can come up with is confusion, so it may be a while until I get anything of any substance going.

For the meantime, I know a few of you have to be wondering where in the hell I got my name. Well, it's kind of an alias by which only a chosen few know me. It comes from England, specifically the world of English football, the true kind of football and not the overpaid, load of lard, me-me-me crap you see here in the States. A player (ironically a me-me-me type) named Paul Gascoigne has a mate whose nickname is Five Bellies. Since school, work, and a shite diet make me look like I too have rumen, I thought this was a perfect name, combining the boozing spirit of a terrifically talented yet terminally underachieving football icon and the pasty complication that I call my reality. Oh yeah, and the Manic Street Preachers are releasing a new album on September 14th. Go buy it.

IN THE WORKS...The Orange Order and the 21st Century!!!

COMING SOON... Another Gazza Tribute Page!!!

IN PROGRESS...The People's Library Liberation Front Page!!!

POSSIBLY IN THE FUTURE...Five Bellies Peace Studies Links!!!